What if you woke up to find you were made of a lump of juicy raw meat, your girlfriend was made of band-aids and to top it all off she had been kidnapped by a fetus in a jar wearing a suit and monocle?

“Come on baby, light people on fire!” Jim Morrison never sang. It really is a lot of fun! But is it really? And why do the intructions tell you to bum several people in a row?

Lets face it, if you used to be in Friends, and you’re not Jenifer Aniston, you probably have a lot of spare time on your hands. Matthew Perry has great taste in games and now divides his time between Fallout 3 and waiting for The Whole Ten Yards II to be greenlit. Full story after the jump.

Former FRIENDS star MATTHEW PERRY was forced to seek medical attention after destroying his hand playing videogames.
The actor admits he spends days on end glued to the screen playing war games on his Xbox, ruining the muscles and tendons in his hand.
Perry says, “I play a lot of video games a lot of Xbox 360. I played Fall Out 3 so often I had to go to a hand doctor. I used my hand too much and had to get injections in it.”

via ContactMusic

Kids love sugar. Give it to em…but don’t kill em…

Scary Girl: amazing music, amazing graphics, totally free…What the hockey puck?

Friday? Lunchtime? Got ten hours to spare? Click the pic and settle in. This could take a while.

Ah yes, Friday lunch time. Time for another free game. Boo ya! Click the pic to play QWOP and prepare yourself to fall over. A lot. And maybe cry a bit.

Thanks to Loreana (personal best – 30 metres)

Just how much do you like Resident Evil 5? Click here to find out (NSFW unless you work somewhere cool as hell)

Hope they make a Barry Burton one next.

Despite all my rage…it’s Friday lunchtime, which means it must be time for another free game. Click Billy’s bald head to play Pixeljam’s Rat Maze with it’s super catchy music that has been stuck in my head for the last three hours.